When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Foul new footage has surfaced of a woman answering nature’s call in the middle of a supermarket aisle—and then continuing to shop (after burying it under $200 of baby clothes, that is).
According to The Mirror, the crappy incident went down last month at a B&M Bargains in Southport, England. (Yep, that’s the real name of the store. Appropriate, right?)
When grocery workers discovered a pile of poop on the floor, they initially thought it was the doing of a dog or a young child.
Staffers alerted security, who pulled up surveillance footage and were able to identify the real culprit: “A shifty-looking female shopper in her mid-30s, wearing leggings and a hoodie.”
In the clip, the woman takes a look around to see if anyone’s watching. Then, she drops, squats, and the rest is, well, unhygienic history.
The real head-scratcher is how the customer could just pull her leggings back up, dust herself off, and continue shopping (NO TOILET PAPER, ugh).
B&M Bargins — which might want to consider removing the ampersand from its name — has refused to comment.
Read more: The Mirror
Photo: CCTV
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